"Ho, ho, ho, this is your ol' pal Dino wishing you all a very merry Christmas. Later on, we'll have the beautiful Golddiggers out here to help me perform some of your favorite Christmas songs. But first, let's see who our mystery guest is behind our special Christmas go-go bead curtain!"
"Why it's Mr. Sean Connery! C'mon over Sean, and I'll mix you a vodka martini - shaken not stirred."
of work now. In my latest picture, I play a suave,
hard-livin', hard-lovin' super spy like yourself."
"With all due respect Dean, I think James Bond
could kick your alcoholic as - say, I think there's
someone under this bar."
There's two more coming through
the window right now!"
off with my Explosive Christmas Bat-balls!"
"I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, things got a little outta hand for a moment. Let's slow things back down with some nice Christmas carols, sung with my good friend, Miss Joey Heatherton. Say, where is Miss Heatherton anyway?"
"She's down here with me. Say Dean,
where are you hiding the scotch?"
on this show until next week! I think
we need to take a commercial break!"
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE, AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!